If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.
Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won’t know when Monday starts.
Hangovers are bad; hangovers are even worse on a Monday morning.
Hope you guys had a great weekend! Who is dreading today besides me?
I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.
Monday, you’re so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!
Why does getting up on Monday seem way harder than getting up on Friday?
I’m always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.
Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.
You know how to get your weekly return to work started with a bang? With a battle! Let’s grab some foam weapons and have a playful office brawl.
It’s Monday . . . back to work. I hate this moment. Let me sleep a little more.
That awkward moment when you wake up and think it’s a weekend, but it’s a Monday.
Dear Monday, you’re the worst because I hate having school and having to wake up in the morning. If I could cross off every Monday on my calendar and call it a day, I would. —From: Your no-good buddy.
If Monday were a person, it wouldn’t have friends.
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